Things I think or know about unicorns. A thread. — Paul Morriss (@paulmorriss) March 31, 2018 They seem to be quite popular these days (slippers, mugs, cakes). As well as sometimes meaning something mythical, they also seem to be treated as cute. — Paul Morriss (@paulmorriss) March 31, 2018 pic.twitter.com/4dMvbMEH0y — Paul Morriss (@paulmorriss) March 31, 2018 They aren't cute. They're horses WITH A SPIKE ON THEIR HEAD. Never mind the four hooved feet. — Paul Morriss (@paulmorriss) March 31, 2018 I only recently realised that the unicorn on the heraldic picture with a lion and a unicorn signifies Scotland, in the same way that a lion signifies England. Sorry Wales. (I like dragons.) — Paul Morriss (@paulmorriss) March 31, 2018 When I was in primary school we had two houses, lions and unicorns. I was in the unicorns. Unicorns are great. — Paul Morriss (@paulmorriss) March 31, 2018
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